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Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Good Afternoon,
I may not be much of a conversationalist, but I do know
how to tell a joke or two. So, here's a joke... or two...
nah, just one joke today.
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop
urinating in the pool.
"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from
time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."
"Well, that's true," said the lifeguard, "but from the
diving board!?!?"
Good joke, eh? Now enjoy Mouthpiece and all of its enjoy-
ableness and stuff. You see, I stink at conversing.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to
a better understanding of ourselves."
- Carl Jung
"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too
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------------------ Bizarre May Holidays ------------------
May 1 is Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is Fire Day
May 3 is Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is National Hoagie Day
May 6 is Beverage Day
May 7 is International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, & National
Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is Limerick Day
May 13 is Leprechaun Day
May 14 is National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is Pack Rat Day
May 18 is International Museum Day & Visit Your Relatives
Day
May 19 is Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is National Memo Day & National Waitresses/Waiters
Day
May 22 is Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is Penny Day
May 24 is National Escargot Day
May 25 is National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is Grey Day
May 27 is Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is National Hamburger Day
May 29 is End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is National Macaroon Day
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