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MOUTHPIECE - December 2, 2014
Good Afternoon,After the crazy-business of the long Thanksgiving weekend I could use a joke or two... and I'm sure you could use a few jokes as well.
Well, after the quotes, TVShowsOnDVD.com, and a game of RoboFlu, I have two knee-slappers for you.
Forget about the leftovers and enjoy the last few weeks before the holidays season drives us all insane. Laugh, learn, and play - that's what I say.
Mouthing Off,
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GopherArchives [m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
--Shirley Temple
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
--Plato
"The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away."
--Ronald Reagan
[m] What's On the Web?RoboFlu GameFrom addictinggames.com: These robots are sick. They're full of letters or something. Mr. Vocabulary to the rescue! Make words using red letters to clean up your bots.
Visit: RoboFlu GameTV Shows On DVDWondering when your favorite TV show will be available for re-watch on DVD or Blu-Ray? Check out TVShowsOnDVD.com and find out when and if you can own a copy of your favorite programs. "Programs," what am I 80?
Visit: TVShowsOnDVD[m] b i t s . n . b o b s*-- That Explains It --*On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
The farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
*-- Making A Little Change --*The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."
"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."
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