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MOUTHPIECE - March 12, 2015
Good Afternoon,
Have you ever wondered: Which Is Worse?
Running out of toilet paper in the bathroom or having no tissue with a runny nose while in public.
Today you will be confronted with this and many more question that will have you asking yourself: Which Is Worse?
Plus, make some evil plans and learn the greatest puns in law. Enjoy! Trust me, you'll be better for it.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated
than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."
--Thomas Jefferson
"Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can."
--Danny Kaye
"The important thing is not to stop questioning."
--Albert Einstein
[m] What's On the Web?
PICK THE WORST
You're given two options, neither of which are good. However, you need to pick the worst. Hmmm, would I rather eat 52 hard boiled eggs or 52 hot dogs?
Visit: PICK THE WORST
EVIL PLAN GENERATOR
Have you ever wanted to come up with a great evil plan, but just never had the time or intelligence? Well with the Evil Plan Generator, you can come up with any number of plans!
Visit: EVIL PLAN GENERATOR
[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- ELEVEN GREAT PUNS ABOUT THE LAW --*
11) Lawyers wear law suits.
10) Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him just-ice.
9) A lawyer using a facsimile machine must be sure to get his fax straight.
8) A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.
7) Does a lawyer representing an angry cow find just cause for sour milk in a dairy case?
6) A detective likes to have a brief case.
5) The detective who went to investigate a burned down post office figured that it must be blackmail.
4) There are many judges who would like to acquit smoking.
3) Old judges never die, they just slur their sentences.
2) A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest.
1) If there's one person you don't want to interrupt in the middle of a sentence, it's a judge.
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