Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Good Afternoon,

I really hope the holiday finds you well. I'll keep things brief and then I'll see you next week! Hey, I'm a poet who don't know it.

Now, enjoy today's holiday themed issue. Great quotes, fun games and a few jokes are here to enhance your holiday celebration.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
- Bob Hope

"Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts."
- Rita Mae Brown

"Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours."
- Mark Twain


[m] What's On the Web?
Christmas Maze Game
Can you help the Reindeer get to Santa in time for Christmas? Put your cursor over the deer and travel down to Santa. Don't hit anything, if you do, you will have to start over.

Click to Play: Christmas Maze Game


Deep Freeze
Freeze your enemies with your water gun and stop the bad guys from ruining Christmas.

Click to Play: Deep Freeze


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Santa Hates Your Kid --*
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"

7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes.

6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.

5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.

4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.

3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list.

2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."

1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

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