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Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Good Afternoon,
How's it going, Halloweenies?
I know it's a bit premature to start the festivities for
All Hallows Eve, but I just can't help myself. You'll have
to forgive me.
This week's Mouthpiece is a horrifying and humorous hodge-
podge of Halloween hijinks. Enjoy the Ultimate Halloween
Candy Guide, take a look at 26 Sexy Halloween Costumes
That Shouldn't Exist, learn about the history of Trick or
Treating in this great video clip, and last, but not least,
no Halloween would be complete without the Rules for a
Safe and Happy Halloween! - the list may just save your
life. If you don't believe me just check out...
Rule #6 - As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open
portals to Hell.
That's good advice.
Well, that should be everything you would need to enjoy
Halloween. I'm sorry, but I can't email you candy.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is
like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs."
- Christopher Hampton
"I can resist anything but temptation."
- Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I)
"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a
reputation for subtlety."
- Isaac Asimov
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I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide to the Halloween Candies of 2010
With Halloween less than one week away it would be in
your best interest to prepare yourself for all of the
free candy goodness that awaits you on October 31st!
Learn to distinguish good candy from bad candy and make
this the best Halloween ever! Candy Corn Suck!
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26 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist
Just because the word 'sexy' is on your costume's
packaging that doesn't make it so. Take a look at
these 26 catastrophic costumes before you get yours
and look like an ass. Hey, I'm always here to help.
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Trick or Treating Now & Then - Haunted History of Halloween
Halloween is often known as the dead coming back to life.
To appease the spirits, the Celts would often leave food
out trying to coax the evil forces away from their homes.
Which is where the art of trick or treating began.
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RULES FOR A SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Just in case you have forgotten the rules for a safe and
Happy Halloween.
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER
check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a
joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has
gone out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other
language which they should not know, shoot them
immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long
run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill
them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak
with somebody else's voice.
5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off
and go it alone.
6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open por-
tals to Hell.
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt.
This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud
noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL
OUT!
9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not
check for short circuits; just get out!
10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's pro-
bably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless
you're sure you know what you're doing.
13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip
or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the
fact that you are running and the monster is merely shamb-
ling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up
with you.
14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit un-
characteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for
blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on,
kill them immediately.
15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some
of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Tran-
sylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize
this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in
Maine (or Alabama).
16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road,
do not go to the nearby deserted looking house to phone
for help. If you think that it is strange because you
thought you had half of a tank, shoot yourself instead.
You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery,
now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This applies
to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or
died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who
performed satanic practices in your house.
. . . and MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL. . .
REMEMBER TO FLOSS AFTER EATING ALL THAT CANDY
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