MOUTHPIECE - March 31, 2015

Good Afternoon,

It's the day before April Fool's Day! And instead of continuing on with this column and write something preemptively foolish I'm just going to quite while I'm ahead. I meant "quit"! Dang it!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there."
--Lewis Carroll

"To play it safe is not to play."
--Robert Altman

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places."
--Mark Twain


[m] What's On the Web?
All Of Chris Farley's Explosive Outbursts From 'Tommy Boy'
Let's celebrate the 20th anniversary of Tommy Boy with Chris Farley's most outrageous outbursts from this comedy gem, like there's any other type.

Visit: All Of Chris Farley's Explosive Outbursts From 'Tommy Boy'


Guess the Dictator/Sit-com Character
Simply think of a sitcom character or tyrannical dictator and then answer several Yes/No questions as best you can and the computer will try to determine who you are. It's fun, even if you're Stalin.

Visit: Guess the Dictator/Sit-com Character


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre April Holidays --*
April 1 is One Cent Day
April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is Go For Broke Day
April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is No Housework Day
April 8 is All Is Ours Day
April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is Golfers Day
April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is National Pecan Day
April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is International Jugglers Day
April 19 is Garlic Day
April 20 is Look Alike Day
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is Tell A Story Day
April 28 is Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is National Honesty Day

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