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Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Good Afternoon,
I'm growing old. It's true. And when one gets old there
are truths that you must face and accept. Truths that
tackle such topics as health, wisdom and food.
Today you will learn about these truths... and other
stuff too.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to
remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is
the second-best policy."
- George Carlin
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen
and stupidity."
- Harlan Ellison
"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using
a dotted line. He caught every other fish."
- Steven Wright
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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-------------- TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD --------------
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives
I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do
while you're down there. (my favorite...)
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation
from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller
coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but
nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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