Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Good Afternoon,

Terrible theme songs, stories behind album covers, and bad jokes. It must be a new issue of Mouthpiece! Actually, it is.

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Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The middle of the road is where the white line is-and that's the worst place to drive."
-- Robert Frost

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin

"To the soul, there is hardly anything more healing than friendship."
-- Thomas Moore


[m] What's On the Web?
Great TV Shows With Terrible Theme Tunes
From shortlist.com: With the rise of binge-watching TV shows, theme tunes have become simultaneously more and less important. While yes, it's now easier to forward through them, you're also more likely to hear at least a smidgen of it more times in a row than ever before. So we've assembled a list of great TV shows with really rather annoying theme tunes, just so you know when to keep your finger hovering over the fast forward button.

Visit: Great TV Shows With Terrible Theme Tunes


The Stories Behind 22 Classic Album Covers
From Nirvana to The Beatles discover the stories behind 22 of the most amazing album covers in music history.

Visit: The Stories Behind 22 Classic Album Covers


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Waiting Tables --*
A waitress became violently ill while at work and was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room. In typical hospital fashion, she was placed on an examining table and then all but ignored for the next half-hour.

Finally, she noticed a doctor out in the hall and yelled, "Please help me!"

"Sorry," he replied, "it's not my table."

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