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Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Good Afternoon,
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."
- Groucho Marx
"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is,
it's always room temperature."
- Steven Wright
"When I was born the doctor took one look at my face,
turned me over and said, Look... twins!"
- Rodney Dangerfield
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Blonde Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too
tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels, duh, bottles won't fit in typewriter!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid but 8 cups of water won't fit
into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with
a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition. I learned
later that other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm...car swamped
because top was down.
September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California
is "C" isn't it?
October - Hate M & M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said
1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911, duh, there's no "eleven"
button on the phone!
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