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MOUTHPIECE - October 20, 2015

Good Afternoon,


I've started to get into the Halloween Spirit with today's issue. Check out what I've compiled for you on this day.

Let's cut to the quick, shall we? Just enjoy and get ready for the fun of Halloween!

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment."
--Thomas Jefferson

"The best way out is always through."
--Robert Frost

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
--Elbert Hubbard


[m] What's On the Web?

40 Awesome Behind The Scenes Photos From Horror Movies

I don't even want to spoil the awesome images that you will see on this page. I will say this though - it may spoil some classic horror films for you so... BEWARE!!!

Visit: 40 Awesome Behind The Scenes Photos From Horror Movies


10 Novels That Are Scarier Than Most Horror Movies

Sometimes words can be scarier than images. Here are a few books you may want to read with the lights on. I know I would.

Visit: 10 Novels That Are Scarier Than Most Horror Movies


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- I'm the Devil! --*

A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit.

One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.

When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

"Who are you?" he asked. "I'm the Devil!" she responded.

"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"

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