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MOUTHPIECE - March 15, 2016

Good Afternoon,


I know it's a bit early, but today's Mouthpiece is all about St. Patrick's Day. Hooray! Well, part of it.

I figured that I'd better get this one out because I'm gonna be enjoying St. Patrick's Day like I'm sure you and many of your fellow readers will be, I'll drink to that!

Good times, folks! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one."
--Mark Twain

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
--Lynda Barry

"To the soul, there is hardly anything more healing than friendship."
--Thomas Moore


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

** What The New Job-Lingo Really Means **

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY - We have no time to train you.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED - Some time each night and some time each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL - We have no quality control.

CAREER-MINDED - Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE - You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

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