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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Good Afternoon,

I'm so tired. I haven't been sleeping very well this week.
What I mean is, I sleep just fine, it's the quality of my
sleep that's getting me.

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which is good for you, the reader. Now I'll tell you why
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Mouthing Off,
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

10) Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

9) His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"

8) Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

7) Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and
body.

6) He...ummm..licks his tools clean.

5) Gets pissed when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists
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4) When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick
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3) Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

2) Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

1) Insists that a Novocaine shot is something that he'll
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