Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Good Afternoon,

I know it's a bit early, but today's Mouthpiece is all about St. Patrick's Day. Hooray!

I figured that I'd better get this one out because I'm gonna be enjoying St. Patrick's Day like I'm sure you and many of your fellow readers will be this weekend.

Good times, folks! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
- Mark Twain

"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."
- George Washington

"Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing."
- Thomas Paine


[m] What's On the Web?
What's Your Leprechaun Name?
If you were a little Irish Leprechaun, what would your name be? My name is: Weebit O'Taters. Discover your unique Leprechaun name.

Visit: What's Your Leprechaun Name?


St. Patrick's Gold Game
Amazingly, the clovers in this game are deadly. Try to round up the coins and take the pot of gold before you bump the edges and end the game.

Play: St. Patrick's Gold Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- A St. Patrick's Day Joke - TEE HEE! --*
O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent.

"Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those years," he told the priest.

"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?"

O'Toole said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the lumber."

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