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Thursday, April 22, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I forgot to bring my lunch today. I guess I could check
the drawers of my desk for a nourishing item or two.
Let's see here. I have a stick of gum, a box of Christmas
cookies that I never finished, a jar of peanut butter, a
bottle of antacids, a package of citrus flavored cough
drops, a fortune cookie, and what I'd like to believe to
be can of soup (the label is missing).
Well, that actually sounds much better meal than what I
was going to bring in today.
Bring on the eating!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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