Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Good Afternoon,Don't get me wrong I love to drive, but driving can't get a bit boring the longer you do it. That's why I'm very excited, and you're sure to be, about a list of 'Fun Things To Do When Driving.'
Before you read and drive remember - Safety First.
Plus, I found this fantastic article that I must share about Jaws 3-D being an underrated masterpiece. It's great and it had one of the best comments ever after the article.
Here it is: Seriously, does that guy stick around in his mouth for the ENTIRE movie? Jaws gotta learn to chew his food. Or, y'know. Floss.
Hey, it was funny to me. So read, laugh, and enjoy!
Mouthing Off,
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[m] What's On the Web?5 Reasons the Worst Jaws Movie Is an Underrated MasterpieceFrom Cracked.com: To most people, Jaws 3-D is a terrible, stupid movie that is easily the lowest point in the Jaws series... Jaws 3-D is secretly a gripping masterwork of psychological horror. Check out 5 reasons why...
Visit: 5 Reasons the Worst Jaws Movie Is an Underrated MasterpieceThe Epic Screencap Championship!From BingeMedia.net: Starting Tuesday, Aug. 20th, you'll be able to vote for your favorite screencaps, ultimately choosing the greatest, most epic movie still of all time. There are 32 contestants vying for the title and all of them have the ability to make some waves throughout the tournament. Take a gander below at the bracket and get your clicker ready to make a difference on Tuesday. Voting for the first round ends Saturday, Aug. 24 at midnight.
Visit: The Epic Screencap Championship![m] b i t s . n . b o b s*-- Fun Things To Do When Driving... --*1. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
2. Honk frequently without motivation.
3. Eat food that requires silverware.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
6. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
7. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
8. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
9. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
10. Restart your car at every stop light.
(From: lotsofjokes.com)
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