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Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Good Afternoon,
We had "pajama day" at the office and it was a little
awkward. You were supposed to wear what you wear to bed
to work. Simple enough, right? Well, I like to sleep
naked.
Apparently, so does most of the office. TZ, you Adonis.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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* Your family automatically heads for the table every time
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* Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the
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