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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Good Afternoon,
Fortune cookies are the best.
You get a tasty treat and a message that may bring you
peace of mind or shatter the world that you have fashioned
for yourself. Either way...
Hey, it's a cookie! Cookies are good.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"This is insane. A woman in Texas almost pulled off an
unbelievable scam. She told everyone she had cancer, held
a benefit, and then used the money she raised to get a
boob job. All of her friends and family said they were
very disappointed... until they saw her."
- Jimmy Fallon
"I like an escalator because an escalator can never
break, it can only become stairs. There would never be
an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an
escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most
people vote against somebody rather than for somebody."
- Franklin P. Adams
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Out of the Mouths of Babes
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to
spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."
- Glenn, age 7
"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your
life." -John, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or
something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so
painful." - Manuel, age 8
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has some-
thing to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and
deodorant are so popular." - Mae, age 9
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but
baseball is pretty good too." - Greg, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a
wife." - Tom, age 5
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and
that usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date." - Mike, age 10
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when
Dinosaurs is on television." - Jill, age 6
"One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody
else who has freckles too." - Andrew, age 6
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what
I'll do. I'll find a man who is kinda tall and kinda hand-
some." - Carolyn, age 8
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm
just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
- Kenny, age 7
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because,
even if you have tons of love, there is still going to
be a lot of bills." - Ava, age 8
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might
propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for
a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get
divorced'."
- Anita, age 9
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth
grade hard enough." - Regina, age 10
"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more
than once to find a live one." - Angie, age 10
"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and ill-
ness together." - Marion, age 10
"Being single is better... for the simple reason that I
wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did
get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my
mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-
changing."
- Kirsten, age 10
"Love is foolish... but I still might try it sometime."
- Floyd, age 9
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from
it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but
the girls keep finding me." - Dave, age 8
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