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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Good Afternoon,
Wow, it's December! Can you believe it? I can because I
looked at my desk calendar and I saw that it was Tuesday,
December 1, 2009. Seems logical to me.
To start off this rather hectic month I thought we could
all enjoy a few laughs, some video clips, thoughtful
quotes, favorite movie lines, a puzzle game, and a few
strange and funny signs.
I thinks it's a great way to start things out too.
Enjoy.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible
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- Peter Ustinov
"The most savage controversies are those about matters as
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"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where
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** Strange and Funny Signs **
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please
back in."
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next
blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick
your nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your
feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear
you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you
send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will
be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry,
come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little
grills."
At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.
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