MOUTHPIECE - June 23, 2015

Good Afternoon,

I forgot to eat breakfast this morning. I made breakfast for myself, but I forgot to eat it. I think that the older I get the more I forget.

I wonder what else I forgot today? Oh, my parents are at the airport! Gotta go!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Humor is also a way of saying something serious."
--T. S. Eliot

"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime."
--G. Gordon Liddy


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- 11 GREAT PUNS ABOUT THE LAW --*
11) Lawyers wear law suits.

10) Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him just-ice.

9) A lawyer using a facsimile machine must be sure to get his fax straight.

8) A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.

7) Does a lawyer representing an angry cow find just cause for sour milk in a dairy case?

6) A detective likes to have a brief case.

5) The detective who went to investigate a burned down post office figured that it must be blackmail.

4) There are many judges who would like to acquit smoking.

3) Old judges never die, they just slur their sentences.

2) A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest.

1) If there's one person you don't want to interrupt in the middle of a sentence, it's a judge.

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