Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Good Afternoon,

For most of my childhood I wanted to be a pirate. I used to dream of sailing the high seas, digging up buried treasure and tying the neighbors stuffed parrot to my shoulder. Ah, to be a kid again.

But the one things that I lacked in my pirate days was an actual cool pirate name. I could never think of one and now I have discovered a website to help me determine a suitable sea-dog pseudonym.

Check out the What's on the Web? section to discover your perfect swash-buckling name. My name is... Bloody Sam Cash! Pretty sweet, eh?... I mean Arrrrrrr!!!!!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content."
- Louis L'Amour

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
- Thomas A. Edison

"I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it."
- Samuel Goldwyn


[m] What's On the Web?
What's My Pirate Name?
I'm here to share this site with ya land-lovers! Yes, you've seen others. Now take the quiz that will give you the perfect-fitting swash-buckling name to match your personality. Get your sea legs ready...

Visit: WHAT'S MY PIRATE NAME?


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A highly addictive online video game where you move the red block around the screen so as not to touch the moving blocks. Warning: Very addicting!

Visit: Block Frenzy


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
** What The New Job-Lingo Really Means **
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY - We have no time to train you.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED - Some time each night and some time each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL - We have no quality control.

CAREER-MINDED - Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE - You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

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