Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Good Afternoon,Today is payday so I'm excited because, well... I get paid. I think I'm going to invest my money wisely this week. I'm either going to buy a velvet jumpsuit, with a rhinestone encrusted butterfly collar, a llama or a lot of lottery tickets. Decisions, decisions.
Maybe I'll go lotto so I can get EVERYTHING. Sounds good to me!
Mouthing Off,
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3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe.
5. Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.
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