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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Good Afternoon,

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Enjoy and remember that no sheep were harmed in the making
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Mouthing Off,
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The Positive Side of Life

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free
trip around the sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom
door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer
you live.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you
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Ever notice that the people who are late are often much
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If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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