MOUTHPIECE - April 21, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Nothing can ruin a funeral like saying the wrong thing... or bringing a first date to one. That's another story.

Check out the hilarious list of the 'Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral'.

Hey, I guess you can say whatever you want. If you want to speak ill of the dead, that's your business. But, if you're going to do it make sure that you go BIG! Hence the list.

Hey, I'm just trying to help. Oh, and I got some other stuff for you too. I don't recall what, but hey, enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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*-- Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral --*
1. Geez, what died in here?

2. He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

3. Nice service...where's the keg?

4. When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!!

5. Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind.

6. Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on.

7. You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs.

8. Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.

(Aha! Jokes)

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