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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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--------------------- Oh, Mom Knows ---------------------
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love
and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm
going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which
one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the
house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for
a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm
going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."
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Thursday, April 1, 2010
Good Afternoon,
April Fools! I know it's lame, but I couldn't help myself.
Enjoy the foolishness, but don't be a fool... or Mr. T
will have something to say about that.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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