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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Are you ready for some fun? Okay then. I guess you can
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what's fun or not.
Wait a minute! Mouthpiece today and everyday is awesome
and will continue to be awesome... right?! Sorry, but I
need reassurance.
Wait! No I don't! I'm a self-assured go-getter that knows
what's what and how to show his readers an enjoyable time.
That's right, I said it.
Now, enjoy.
Mouthing Off,
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TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO HAS HAD ENOUGH ! ! !
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
We refuse to answer.
Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
If you won't/don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more
attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys
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Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests
to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect
an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
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