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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Good Afternoon,

What's good about today? Well, I'll tell you what's good
about today. It's today's issue of Mouthpiece. Alright,
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Welcome to June!

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"The NBA is coming out with edible basketball logos that
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- Jimmy Fallon

"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing
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- John Wilmot

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a
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** Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans **

- Yelling at me for barking. I am a dog

- Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff
out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

- Any trick balancing food on my nose.

- Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why did
you buy carpet?

- Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.

- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know
why we chew your stuff up when you are not home.

- Taking me to the vet for "The big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

- Doggie Sweaters.

- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a
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