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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Good Afternoon,
I find that I'm easily annoyed. It's true.
Doesn't it annoy you when you're going to have some cereal,
you pour yourself a bowl and then you find out that you're
out of milk?
Doesn't it annoy you when you wear a brand new shirt and
then you get food on it and it stains?
Doesn't it annoy you when you get into bed, get comfortable
and then realize that you have to go to the bathroom?
Today, take a look at a few other annoyances that may get
to you from time to time.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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Arm Rest Organizer w/ Table-Top
Organize & Store All Your Favorite TV Accessories, & More...
List Price: $24.99
DEAL PRICE: $14.99
Get Two for: $23.98
Organize your magazines, remote controls, eye glasses,
telephone and more with this handy Arm Rest Organizer.
This is a true family room organizer that stores all that
stuff that sits on your end tables in one convenient
location. Now you'll always know right where your cross-
word puzzle is. The Arm Rest Organizer also features a
tray for a beverage or a snack.
FEATURES:
- Fits over sofa arm for easy installation
- 6 large pockets
- Large Table-Top (18" x 7") surface perfect for snacks,
writing notes & more
- Adjustable design fits most arm rest on couches or chairs
- Color: Black
The Arm Rest Organizer features a durable black fabric. One
side of the organizer features two large pockets, while the
other side has one large pocket for magazines and three
smaller pockets for pens, glasses and remotes. The flat
surface in the center features a ridge around the edge to
keep items from sliding off, and makes a great snack or
writing table.
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ULTIMATE SCRUBBER
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The adjustable head makes for easy scrubbing at any angle.
Includes three interchangeable heads - firm bristle brush,
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Doesn't It Annoy You When...
There's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and
the owner is nowhere to be found?
There's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they
have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?
You're reading a magazine and all those annoying little
subscription cards keep falling out?
You tell someone that a door is locked and they try to
open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and
not you.
Someone says, "Well, to make a long story short" and
then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.
A friend or family member says "Yuck! This is awful!!"
and then tells you to try some.
You have to inform five different sales people in the
same store that you're just looking around.
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom
doorknob to get out.
A waiter or waitress is not around at any time other
than right after you put food in your mouth.
Your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all
you want is a pressure reading.
The dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
The power goes out, and you discover every flashlight
you have has dead batteries.
Someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and
writes a check.
The elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.
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