Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Do you have trouble making decisions? I know I do. Today you and I can make decisions with ease thanks to the Universal Decision Maker. You can now breathe a sigh of relief.

Plus, learn a few things that Adults Learn From Kids and play Zobmondo and learn what you would rather do!

Fun stuff for the week. Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream."
- W. S. Gilbert

"Every man is the builder of a temple called his body."
- Henry David Thoreau

"When you drink the water, remember the spring."
- Chinese Proverb


[m] What's On the Web?
THE UNIVERSAL DECISION MAKER
Flipping a coin is just so 20th century. Get with the times and check out the Universal Decision Maker. It will make all your daily decisions easy and entertaining...

Visit: THE UNIVERSAL DECISION MAKER


ZOBMONDO - WOULD YOU RATHER...?
Based on the board game, answer mind-boggling questions on Pain, Fear, Discomfort, Appearance, Embarrassment, Food Ingestion, Ethics, and Intellect. It's also fun to predict how your friends will answer.

Visit: ZOBMONDO - WOULD YOU RATHER...?


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Things Adults Learn From Kids --*
1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

2. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old.

3. A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.

5. No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

6. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

7. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

8. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

9. Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.

10. A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).

(From Aha! Jokes)

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