Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Here's a funny joke my doctor told me the other day.

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

He's got to keep you laughing when he jabs you with stuff.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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Bad Responses To The "How Do I Look" Question

1. "That's a great outfit honey but Halloween was 6 weeks ago."

2. "I ain't seen a caboose that big since Amtrak left town."

3. "Uh-uh, the last time I answered that question, I went temporarily blind."

4. "Ssshhh, the games on right now..go look in the mirror, that's what its there for!!"

5. "Oh man, I'm gonna lose my lunch."

6. "Like the girl I was with yesterday."

7. "Like someone in dire need for some liposuction."

8. "Well, if I close my eyes, just like my previous, prettier girlfriend."

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