Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Good Afternoon,

The weekend was just too hot to do much of anything, that's why I am so grateful for the internet, which brings me to today's issue.

Enjoy some great quotes. Then, if you haven't caught "Harry Potter" fever yet watch the amazing recap and ALL-NEW trailer for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2" and get ready for it all to end. If you still have energy play the old school, much requested, Atari game KABOOM! And then I have something for all of you hard workers out there - a list of the "Differences Between Bosses and Employees".

So, if you ask me I'd have to say that today is going to be a full rich day. Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it."
- Thomas Jefferson

"There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures."
- James Thurber

"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance."
- Ray Bradbury (advice to writers)

[m] What's On the Web?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 - Trailer
The final chapter begins as Harry, Ron, and Hermione continue their quest of finding and destroying the Dark Lord's three remaining Horcruxes, the magical items responsible for his immortality.

Visit: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 - Trailer

And if you would like to view more "Harry Potter" clips just visit: EVTV1.com

KABOOM
Okay, if you had an Atari game system when you were younger than you've played this popular game. Now you can enjoy this game online by visiting the link below. Enjoy!

Visit: KABOOM

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
"Differences Between Bosses and Employees"
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're brown-nosing.
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.

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