MOUTHPIECE - June 7, 2016

Good Afternoon,

Hey, it's almost officially summer. That's the good news. The bad new is that for for some summer school is right around the corner.

Those of you that are or have been a participant of the dreaded summer school have some fun with 'The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher'.

Don't worry. Just pay attention and summer school will be over quick. And then summer fun can be had. But, until then...

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
--Oscar Wilde

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
--Mickey Rooney

"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me."
--Carol Burnett


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*-- The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher --*
1. Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.

2. As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.

3. Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.

4. Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.

5. Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.

6. Tells you that it's Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.

7. Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.

8. Threatens to renact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.

9. Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.

10. Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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