Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Good Afternoon,

I know that Halloween is still just under two weeks away, but I can't help it, I'm excited! I'm looking forward to getting scared, getting into costume and getting candy. It's going to be great.

Well, getting scared will be the new thing that I'll be experiencing this month. I eat candy all of the time, so that's not new and I like to dress up in costume from time to time. Hey, sometimes you have to make your own fun... and dinner. Free candy does rule though.

Enjoy the stuff I put together for you. Really... enjoy it.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
- Redd Foxx

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
- Mae West

[m] What's On the Web?
Halloween Pumpkins Game
Destroy All Pumpkins! That's your task in this seasonal game that is fun, addictive, and spooky scary!

Play: Halloween Pumpkins Game


VINTAGE SKIVVIES
This site is the first "e-museum totally focused on what men have worn under their trousers", a hilarious but educational website on the history of men's undergarment innovation.

Visit: VINTAGE SKIVVIES

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Signs You're Going to Have a Bad Day --*
You know it's going to be a bad day when...

* your twin sister forgets your birthday.

* you wake up face down on the pavement.

* you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

* you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

* you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.

* your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

* you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.

* you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don't have a water bed.

* your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

* your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."

* you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!"

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