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MOUTHPIECE - August 25, 2015

Good Afternoon,


I've never been what you would consider a "deep thinker", but I enjoy deep thoughts by others.

So instead of trying to create deep thoughts of my own, and hurting my brain in the process, I've created a list of 10 Deep Observations on Life. They're thoughtful, interesting, and hilarious. Enjoy them deeply.

Also, Celebrate the Movie Poster Art of Drew Struzan and watch a few videos on EVTV1.

Entertainment all around. Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
--Samuel Goldwyn

"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock."
--Thomas Jefferson

"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play."
--John Cleese


[m] What's On the Web?

EVTV1

We search the internet for the best videos so you don't have to! Our site features videos in various categories for a variety of viewers. If you like videos that range from funny, animals, cool, extreme, music, history/news, travel and entertainment - EVTV1 is the place for you.

Visit: EVTV1


Celebrating the Movie Poster Art of Drew Struzan

Legendary artist Drew Struzan has created some of the most iconic movie posters for some of the most iconic movies of all-time. From the Star Wars saga to the Indiana Jones series, and now he's created a new poster for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Struzan's work is amazing. Check it out!

Visit: Celebrating the Movie Poster Art of Drew Struzan


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Deep Observations on Life --*

1) "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown

2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown

3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey

4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy

5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
--Dave Barry

6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger

7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim'."
--Paula Poundstone

8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh." --Conan O'Brien

9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner." --Lynda Montgomery

10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

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