Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Good Afternoon,

There are good roommates and there are bad roommates. Today, you will discover that Darth Vader would make the worst person to room with over the summer.

Vader would come off as annoying, mean, and cheap. And those are three things that you certainly don't want in a roommate.

The cape, the force, and the lightsaber are cool, but not paying your half of the rent is not. And where do you park a tie fighter?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Hope is necessary in every condition."
- Samuel Johnson

"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable."
- Mark Twain

"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
- Woody Allen


[m] What's On the Web?
The Oral History of 'Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn'
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5 Iconic Characters That Were Only Supposed to Be Bit Parts
From Cracked.com: Every so often, television brings us such an iconic character that we have to marvel at the genius of the writing staff. But these characters don't always spring fully formed from the minds of producers as they high-five each other. Occasionally it's just a happy accident, as is dramatically proven by the fact that...

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- TOP TEN BAD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A SUMMER TIME SHARE WITH DARTH VADER... --*
10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.

9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.

8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.

7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."

6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.

5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.

4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.

3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."

2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.

1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.

(From 101funjokes.com)

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