MOUTHPIECE - October 13, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Today is all about danger, excuses, and Mahjongg. That's kind of like three of the same thing - EXCITEMENT! Won't you agree?

Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."
--Confucius

"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."
--Theodore Roosevelt

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
--Mark Twain


[m] What's On the Web?
The Muppets: Gonzo's Dangerous and Foolish Stunt Game
Give the Great Gonzo a hand in performing the most dangerous and foolish stunts ever!

Visit: The Muppets: Gonzo's Dangerous and Foolish Stunt Game


Mahjongg
"Classic Japanese Taipai, a matching game where your goal is to bring down the stack of tiles to nothing. Can you tackle the stack?"

Visit: Mahjongg


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bad Excuses For Speeding --*
"This is my tryout for Nascar."

"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing."

"That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"

"Cause those Tacos rule."

"Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver."

"Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."

"Umm... I'm drunk?"

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