Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Good Afternoon,

I'll admit it, I'm not that smart of a guy. I'm smart in some ways, but not in other ways. So thru out my life I've been told that I'm "not the brightest crayon in the box" or "my engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel" and I'm sure many, many other ways that you can check out in the often commented on section of this mighty publication "Bits N Bobs".

I remember number 9 getting thrown around quite a bit.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting."
- Marlene Dietrich

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."
- Sir Francis Bacon

"Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death."
- Lyman Beecher


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid --*
1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.

2. A few clowns short of a circus.

3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

4. A few beers short of a six-pack.

5. A few peas short of a casserole.

6. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

7. All foam, no beer.

8. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

9. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

10. Her sewing machine's out of thread.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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