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Thursday, March 11, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Today is all about mistakes, excuses, and college. That's
kind of like three of the same thing, isn't it? Just
kidding, folks. Maybe.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Bad Excuses For Speeding
"This is my tryout for Nascar."
"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they
realize that I am missing."
"That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and
buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"
"Cause those Tacos rule."
"Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver."
"Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."
"Umm... I'm drunk?"
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