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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Good Afternoon,
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."
- Kin Hubbard
"In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the
rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only
what they are. They are, in very important respects, what
they seem to be."
- Hubert H. Humphrey
"There are some defeats more triumphant than victories."
- Michel de Montaigne
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
* To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of
something when you walk around. That way, if anybody
says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry,
got these sacks."
* If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult
operator, I bet the most common question people would ask
is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry.
That's as far as it shoots."
* The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth
part of the face.
* If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava,
let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
* If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cut-
ting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time,
for no good reason.
* If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself
in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws
you into a panic.
* To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
* I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose
a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there
are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
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