Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Good Afternoon,

I have just three words for you that will change your life forever - Chuck Norris Facts.

Today you exist in a whole new world thanks to Chuck Norris and the many facts about his exploits as the greatest man of all time. You're welcome.

Chuck Norris rules. That's a fact. As is - Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at them until they give him the information he wants.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing."
- Nancy Astor

"We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything."
- Thomas A. Edison

"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
- Wilson Mizner


[m] What's On the Web?
Chuck Norris Facts
I just noticed that the up-coming movie 'Expendables 2' will feature none other than the roundhouse kickin' bad-ass - Mr. Chuck Norris. So to gear-up for the film's release next summer I thought it only appropriate to check out the latest in Chuck Norris facts at Chuck Norris Facts. See the many fascinating facts about the greatest man to ever walk the earth.

Visit: Chuck Norris Facts

Block Frenzy
A highly addictive online video game where you move the red block around the screen so as not to touch the moving blocks. Warning: Very addicting!

Play It Now: Block Frenzy


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre November Holidays --*
November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is Gunpowder Day
November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is Dunce Day
November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is Air Day
November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is Button Day
November 17 is Take A Hike Day
November 18 is Occult Day
November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is Absurdity Day
November 21 is World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is National Cashew Day
November 24 is Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is National Parfait Day
November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is Square Dance Day
November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day

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