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Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Good Afternoon,
As I was enjoying the ringing in of 2010 I began to think
of all of the so-called celebrities that needed to get
slapped silly because of their uselessness. So if you feel
the way I do then get ready to give these wastes-of-space
the old five-across-the-eyes (a slap in the face) courtesy
of this great game I found called Spank Naughty Celebs
2009. It sounds dirty, but it isn't.
Then check out some of the craziest fads over 90 years and
read some of bizarre headlines ever printed.
It's good times here with the Mouthpiece.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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"Confusion is always the most honest response."
- Marty Indik
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
- Mel Brooks
"Humor is also a way of saying something serious."
- T. S. Eliot
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What's On the Web?
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Spank Naughty Celebs 2009
It's Not As Naughty As It Sounds. Prepare to slap the
living snot out of the most annoying, worthless and
moronic celebrities of 2009.
Visit: http://www.addictinggames.com/spank2009.html
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CRAZY FADS
From 1920 to 2000 we list all of the craziest fads that
have come and gone. Go back a few decades and read about
the silly to serious fads that helped change our society
and create a pop-culture.
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Actual Headlines:
"Crack Found on Governor's Daughter"
"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash"
"Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"
"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"
"Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?"
"Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"
"Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over"
"Teacher Strikes Idle Kids"
"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
"War Dims Hope for Peace"
"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile"
"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
"Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide"
"Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges"
"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"
"Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge"
"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"
"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
"Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy"
"Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half"
"Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"
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