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MOUTHPIECE - February 3, 2015
Good Afternoon,Today, I'm all about celebrities. I like celebrities, but not for the normal things that draw us to them like talent, personality, beauty, etc. I like the weird stuff that they say and do and look like. Stay with me now...
Enjoy discovering "13 Celebrities With Weird Quirks You Never Noticed" and "Celebrities that Look Like Mattresses". I told you that I like weird celeb stuff, and after checking these things out you will, too.
But, if celebrity craziness isn't your thing be sure to check out the best "Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work". I would have found that list sooner, but I was sleeping.
Mouthing Off,
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[m] What's On the Web?13 Celebrities With Weird Quirks You Never NoticedFrom Cracked.com: More often than not, we tend to overlook celebrities' little ticks and quirks. But upon close examination, they're there. Oh man are they every there. We asked our readers to show us the sides of famous people we never noticed. Warning: Once you see it, you can never unsee it.
Visit: 13 Celebrities With Weird Quirks You Never NoticedCelebrities that Look Like MattressesHave you ever noticed that some celebs dress like mattresses that you might see out and about in public viewing? It happens more often than you might think.
Seriously! Keep on the lookout for these celebrities and these mattresses - they're everywhere!
Visit: Celebrities that Look Like Mattresses[m] b i t s . n . b o b s* Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work *1. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.
4. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
5. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
6. No! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
7. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
8. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
9. Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.
10. I'm just resting my eyes.
(List from ahajokes.com)
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