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MOUTHPIECE - February 4, 2014
Good Afternoon,Did you know that February 4 is Create A Vacuum Day? Did you know that February 15 is National Gum Drop Day?
February has quite a few weird and bizarre holidays; twenty eight actually. Don't miss out on any chance to celebrate this month. (Sorry, I know it's the 4th and we missed out on a few) Don't miss you on any more!
Check out the list of 'Bizarre February Holidays' and also the 8 Most Misleading Trailers and Trailers from Hell. That's a lot of trailers!
Mouthing Off,
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GopherArchives [m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y"At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide."
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."
-- Thomas Jefferson
"Mustard's no good without roast beef."
-- Chico Marx
[m] What's On the Web?8 Most Misleading TrailersFrom Shortlist.com: It should come as no great revelation that Hollywood lies. In fact, if any film about Tinseltown is to be believed, it's nothing but lies over there. But we still expect a modicum of truth when it comes to the marketing department. If we're to place our well-earned cash and trust into a movie, we want to know what we're getting. Which brings us, tearfully, to eight trailers that didn't play fair. Not at all. Not one bit.
Visit: 8 Most Misleading TrailersTrailers from HellTrailers from Hell showcases classic previews of past movie attractions punctuated with humorous commentary by iconic filmmakers.
Visit: Trailers from Hell[m] b i t s . n . b o b s*-- Bizarre February Holidays --*February 1 is Serpent Day
February 2 is Purification Day
February 3 is Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is Disaster Day
February 6 is Lame Duck Day
February 7 is Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is Kite Flying Day
February 9 is Toothache Day
February 10 is Umbrella Day
February 11 is White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is National Battery Day
February 19 is National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is Card Reading Day
February 22 is Be Humble Day
February 23 is International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is National Pistachio Day
February 27 is International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is Public Sleeping Day
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