Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Good Afternoon,

Where else can you go to see Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson, fly through the air with your very own Potty Racer, and learn seven Things You Should Not Say To A Judge...yes, I guess "the internet" would also be an acceptable answer, but the more specific answer I was going for was - The New Issue of Mouthpiece.

It's all here. Oh, and a few entertaining, enlightening and interesting quotations by people who said them. Now that is a good way to get through the day, if you ask me.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
- Steven Wright

"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today."
- Abraham Lincoln

"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."
- John D. Rockefeller

[m] What's On the Web?
Potty Racers
The crap is flying in this goofy game. Just climb aboard your soon-to-be airborne port-o-potty and see just how far you can pilot that turd closet.

Visit: Potty Racers

Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson
Take a look at some felines that resemble the manliest man walking the Earth today! That's right, it's Ron Swanson - The Director of the Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, Indiana.

Visit: Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge --*
1. "I got your community service right here pal!"

2. "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on."

3. "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!"

4. "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were."

5. "No, you robe wearing geek."

6. "I don't suppose there's a "You get me off, I get you off" type of deal out there?"

7. "Just out of curiosity, are you wearing pants?"

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