Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Good Afternoon,

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Mouthing Off,
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it."
- Robert Heinlein

"A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow."
- Charlotte Bronte


[m] What's On the Web?
7 Bizarre Early Versions of Famous Characters
From Cracked.com: It's easy to assume that the whole world swooned the moment it saw Batman or James Bond appear on screen -- certain characters are just so undeniably awesome that they couldn't possibly fail. But the reality is that lots of your favorite franchises had to suffer through ill-conceived false starts before rounding into shape, at which point their creators hoped you would forget all about the early efforts. That's why it's so strange to look back at...

Visit: 7 Bizarre Early Versions of Famous Characters


Candid Monster Photos
From Retrocrush.com: Here's a fun collection of candid and behind the scenes photos from classic horror and monster movies that I totally love. There's something so beautiful and charming looking at pictures of Karloff sipping tea in his full Frankenstein gear, looking at the Planet of the Apes cast reading newspapers, or Ricou Browning hamming it up in that wonderful Creature of the Black Lagoon costume. Click any of the thumbnail pictures below to see the larger version.

Visit: Candid Monster Photos


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others --*
1. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

2. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

3. Sing along at the opera.

4. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

5. Ask people what gender they are.

6. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

7. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

8. Honk and wave to strangers.

9. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re-route whole streets.

10. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

(From: ahajokes.com)

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