MOUTHPIECE - April 7, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Who knew that bread needed pickup lines? I sure didn't. Make sure if you're a roll, or a biscuit, or sourdough take a gander at these love lines listed below. They might help you out in the romance department. Plus, they're a rye-ot!

Oh, that was bad.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."
--Henry David Thoreau

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
--Mark Twain

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."
--Mae West


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bread Pick Up Lines --*
I could rack my grain and I still wouldn't be able to think of a prettier girl than you.

Is your dad a baker? Because your buns are fantastic.

I love you like a hot stove baby!

I'll put a bun in your oven!

They call me Yeast, and I can get a rise out of you yet!

You know, when stuck in a jam, you're the bun I want to be with!

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