Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Did you know that today is Disaster Day? Thankfully, the Mouthpiece is here to let you know about these things.

Get ready for the month of February (I know we're already 5 days into it) and make note of the most Bizarre February Holidays that happen in the month of February.

Okay, I'm going to stop now. Please enjoy today's issue.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
- Ronald Reagan

"Mustard's no good without roast beef."
- Chico Marx

"Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress."
- Mahatma Gandhi


[m] What's On the Web?
Eight brilliant true stories about Bill Murray

Who knew that Bill Murray could get even more awesome? Well, here are 8 epic tales that make him a true legend of human history and over the vastness of space and time.
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Quiz: Indie Rock Frontman Or Random Guy In Brooklyn?

Take a look at these dudes and figure out whether they are an Indie Rock Frontman Or Random Guy In Brooklyn. It's simple. It's fun. Tell your friends.

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre February Holidays --*
February 1 is Serpent Day
February 2 is Purification Day
February 3 is Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is Disaster Day
February 6 is Lame Duck Day
February 7 is Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is Kite Flying Day
February 9 is Toothache Day
February 10 is Umbrella Day
February 11 is White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is National Battery Day
February 19 is National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is Card Reading Day
February 22 is Be Humble Day
February 23 is International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is National Pistachio Day
February 27 is International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is Public Sleeping Day

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