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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Good Afternoon,


I cannot believe that December starts on Saturday. Can you? Well, just before it gets here I thought that you should be aware of the 31 Bizarre December Holidays that will keep you busy next month. Oh, and there's Christmas, Boxing Day, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, and New Year's Eve. You're definitely going to be busy.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
- Mark Twain

"Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age."
- Christopher Morley

"California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange."
- Fred Allen


[m] What's On the Web?

15 Treasures from the 1998 Sears Wish Book!

Take a look back to a simpler time and reminisce about all of the things that were on your Christmas list during the 1998 holiday season.

Visit: 15 Treasures from the 1998 Sears Wish Book!


5 Awesome Vigilantes Who Solved Crimes Better Than the Cops

Sometimes when you want something done right you just have to do it yourself... I guess that this adage works for crime fighting too.

Visit: 5 Awesome Vigilantes Who Solved Crimes Better Than the Cops


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre December Holidays --*

December 1 is National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day

December 2 is National Fritters Day

December 3 is National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day

December 4 is Wear Brown Shoes Day

December 5 is National Sacher Torte Day

December 6 is National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day

December 7 is National Cotton Candy Day

December 8 is ake It In The Ear Day

December 9 is National Pastry Day

December 10 is Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales

December 11 is National Noodle Ring Day

December 12 is National Ding-A-Ling Day

December 13 is Ice Cream and Violins Day

December 14 is National Bouillabaisse Day

December 15 is National Lemon Cupcake Day

December 16 is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day

December 17 is Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day

December 18 is National Roast Suckling Pig Day

December 19 is Oatmeal Muffin Day

December 20 is Games Day

December 21 is Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day

December 22 is National Date-Nut Bread Day

December 23 is Roots Day

December 24 is National Egg Nog Day

December 25 is National Pumpkin Pie Day

December 26 is National Whiners Day

December 27 is National Fruitcake Day

December 28 is Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day

December 29 is Pepper Pot Day

December 30 is Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day

December 31 is Unlucky Day

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