Listen to your music, not outside noise.
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Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Are you a fan of undersea bowling? Are you a fan of
SpongeBob SquarePants? Okay, good. It's good because today
I have a great game to make the week that much more fun.
Play as SpongeBob SquarePants in Bikini Bottom Bowling.
It's just like the real thing, but you don't have to hold
your breath. It's a lot of fun.
Also, get some of the goofiest quotes from the world of
sports. Sorry, but no Yogi Berra. I know.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A woman in Colorado gave birth in the bathroom of a
Starbucks. The baby was huge ? I'm sorry, venti."
- Jimmy Fallon
"Brewers in Austria have created a cheese-infused beer.
Didn't that used to be called 'vomit'?"
- Jay Leno
"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was
using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."
- Steven Wright
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SpongeBob SquarePants in Bikini Bottom Bowling
Click on the slider bar to make SpongeBob bowl. If the
sliding clam is in the middle of the bar when you click,
he'll knock down all the coral and roll a strike! Are you
ready? See if you can beat my score of 183.
Play: http://bit.ly/c0WLkQ
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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From the world of sports...
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I
wan' all the kids to copulate me."
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the
upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards,
whichever comes first."
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run
over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of
the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach,
John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear
earrings."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is
a guy like Norman Einstein."
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it
takes."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys
line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up
in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again
with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to
come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not
Princeton."
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training
regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets
up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time
it is."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at
practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know
if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I
told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
apathy?' He said, "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
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