Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Good Afternoon,

When I was a kid I thought that the salad bar was the coolest thing ever! Now, I think that the salad bar is the scariest thing ever created and use by human kind. Trust me, it's gross!

If you don't believe me then check out the list below with the titled "Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Up." Read it and remember it. You'll thank me for it later.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Up

1. Anything that's moving.

2. Green Carrots.

3. Moldy Croutons.

4. Body parts.

5. Blood in the French Dressing.

6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.

7. I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!

8. Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.

9. How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.

10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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