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Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Good Afternoon,
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** Defining Different Heights **
** Height of Isolation:
Two people sitting side by side using e-mails to
communicate with each other.
** Height of Cowardice:
Two persons fighting through e-mails.
** Height of Helplessness:
Receiving no e-mails for a week.
** Height of Frustration:
The email server being down.
** Height of Carelessness:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'
** Height of Achievement:
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends
and getting a reply.
** Height of Timepass:
A person sending email to himself.
** Height of Expectation:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win
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